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| title | date | techne | episteme |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ruining Marriage Forever | 2012-06-15 | :done | :log |
Biggest accomplishment this week: in Crusader Kings 2, got the Pope pregnant. By her gay husband. I love this game.1
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<% skip do %> Initially, an Italian count tipped me off that the former Pope had a bastard daughter, so I secretly married her to one of my distant cousins and smuggled her into my court in Hungary. I thought I might be able to blackmail the current Pope for some favors, but I was quite surprised that once she became 16, she started calling herself the true heir to the Papacy and people believed her.
Everyone loves Argentina I.!
So I did what any good Catholic would have done and nominated her as my Anti-Pope, made all my bishops pay taxes to her instead of the impostor (and arranged a nice cut), told The Other Guy In A Funny Hat I'm running my own, improved Catholicism now, removed some nasty stories about my ancestors from the history books, and desecrated a church or two, maybe, I forgot, tends to happen when you're part of Vlad Tepes' bloodline.
And because she is still in my court and now officially part of the family, she is technically my vassal. I own the Pope.
[Sophia][] has been reborn. <% end %> ↩︎